tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-302465032024-03-07T13:27:29.829-06:00One Way TicketColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.comBlogger300125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-60260419423993764222017-05-01T03:13:00.000-05:002017-10-14T07:00:47.945-05:00Hollah! Mada'in Saleh<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hike, sweat, climb, repeat. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Our weekend girls camping trip* to Mada'in Saleh, a pre-Islamic archeological site in Saudi Arabia, was amazing! (A-MAY-ZING!). </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">*These are not words I've ever used together. Or separately. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I've
seen photos of the ancient city of Petra carved into the rocks in
Jordan, but the Nabataean civilization existed further south, into the
Al Madinah region, and became Saudi Arabia's first UNESCO World Heritage
Site.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Though I lived in Southern Alabama for over ten years, I'm reasonably sure being outside when it's 117 degrees Fahrenheit surpasses any heat index I've ever felt. And when you think you couldn't possibly get any hotter? Throw on a black polyester abaya to hold in all your body heat from the neck down.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Watch my movie trailer: </span><a href="https://youtu.be/y50g3Nd5-eQ" target="_blank">Mada'in Saleh. </a><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Trust me, there will be way less sweat involved this way.</span>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-40337611973683928012016-05-31T04:47:00.000-05:002017-06-09T04:48:35.196-05:00One Way Ticket...to Rome?<a href="https://youtu.be/AXcpYEKw0EY" target="_blank">Roman Holiday at Villa Ferrell</a>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-64000670660160216702012-09-24T18:49:00.000-05:002012-09-24T22:41:42.595-05:00Typecast<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'm fascinated with hoarders, and can't help but notice similarities between us: older, white women with a lot of cats. I'm oldish, white, and have taken in nineteen cats since my divorce in 2004. Technically only an average of 2.3 per year, but perhaps gaining status as crazy cat lady is a preliminary step?<br />
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Anxious to change gears, I threw away all my favorite things (including that awesome Eddie Bauer goose down comforter - <i>why</i>?) and took in a homeless, abandoned border collie. She was lonely and needed her own puppy (you can't teach old cats new tricks, afterall), but I'm drawing the line there.<br />
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Two cats, two dogs, and maybe I could just replace <i>some</i> of my stuff.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-71503775290702245612012-06-25T11:26:00.000-05:002012-12-13T17:41:58.214-06:00As the flames rose to her Roman noseI was actually proud of myself for remembering the bag of African Violet potting soil in the kitchen when the gas grill caught fire.<br />
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I was probably 35 the first time I ever used a grill, which was a relic left by the people who rented my house. The ignition switch didn't work, so I'd turn on the propane, grab a long-handled lighter and hope for the best. A successful event involved very little of my arm hair getting singed. During the 15 years prior, Ed would marinate, rub and grill, which actually proves you can have too much of a good thing. Steak <i>again</i>? Please let me make Hamburger Helper!<br />
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I believe I've been given a second (or third) chance after this recent blaze. Not that I have the ability or interest to change much, but I'll definitely return to my burning-dinner-in-the-oven roots, with the occasional smoke alarm on the side, rather than using fireballs.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-3761301416305951842011-10-02T08:32:00.000-05:002017-06-04T05:19:54.530-05:00Elevator PracticeFor some odd reason, while in an elevator, I never seem to be able to remember which button to push to hold the doors open. This leads to some awkwardness after making eye contact with strangers, as they rush to get onboard, only to have the doors quickly shut in front of them as I accidentally and repeatedly push for the doors to close. I halfway expect some pumped-up, steroid-injecting, angry man to run down the stairs and confront me after I successfully arrive at my destination and attempt to exit. Which leads me to last weekend.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPLHk9_8ObZNh482ZM-qTyQeEwO6Jjsw0uzI8EI82Q0mGLDrXq_1M5Qs4blQsvMjb5NZ7-nsAoJoTz4nQMOQF0TCkeBiSTK5U18ZzoIlKYq_yk7V45w7_3e3s7kT6eEWJocoBiiw/s1600/miranda+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="158" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPLHk9_8ObZNh482ZM-qTyQeEwO6Jjsw0uzI8EI82Q0mGLDrXq_1M5Qs4blQsvMjb5NZ7-nsAoJoTz4nQMOQF0TCkeBiSTK5U18ZzoIlKYq_yk7V45w7_3e3s7kT6eEWJocoBiiw/s200/miranda+2.jpg" width="200" /></a>RB & I stayed in a condo in Panama City Beach, where we were fortunate to get <i>free*</i> concert tickets for Miranda Lambert (Friday) and Jason Aldean (Saturday). Admittedly, I'm not much of a country music fan, but it seems rather elitist to write off an entire genre.<br />
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*Free is a relative term, since the resort charged an additional $160 for a damage waiver, reservation, registration and cleaning fees. <br />
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As holders of preferred general admission tickets, we were directed to the section closest to the stage, which would have been amazing if I'd known one song. I thought I did, but it turns out Carrie Underwood <i>digs her keys into his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive</i>. Miranda should probably add it to her repertoire. Just sayin'.<br />
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We were enjoying the show, packed tight, when the angry man from my imaginary elevator scenario started pushing his way near the stage. He was saying, "Don't look at me. Don't look at me." A gaping hole in the crowd opened up, as Steroid man ripped off his shirt, and attempted to fight the guilty man who apparently was brave enough to look at him. He was standing directly in front of me, with his beefy, overthick neck in view. I, of course, felt an overwhelming urge to thump him in the neck, but came to my senses when I remembered how painful broken noses can be.<br />
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ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-19819639173197754062011-08-20T14:54:00.006-05:002011-08-21T19:20:15.301-05:00Lost in Time. And Space.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxk2colxmWP22VYy_fVpANc4jy27u200dpLogbw2lJLFfG6WJkeb3q3vBTH5il2RTWOz7pQBbwGbzYUGrrtpDWaLNaqDDcTcwKQBSkMfVMinokDa9PKTN_ZhoIfNkglYV30exWcQ/s1600/0817+2011+020.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5643029624555561538" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxk2colxmWP22VYy_fVpANc4jy27u200dpLogbw2lJLFfG6WJkeb3q3vBTH5il2RTWOz7pQBbwGbzYUGrrtpDWaLNaqDDcTcwKQBSkMfVMinokDa9PKTN_ZhoIfNkglYV30exWcQ/s320/0817+2011+020.jpg" /></a> The man behind the counter of the Enterprise car rental asked if I would be taking the vehicle out of the state. "Not on purpose," I replied flippantly. Who doesn't love a little foreshadowing in life?
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<br />I headed north in that Aveo, with the windows down and the radio blaring, across industrialized metal bridges and through Amish farmland, occasionally looking down at the stack of papers printed out from Mapquest before my trip. I drove for approximately three hours through the countryside and city, and that old metaphor about life being about the journey is true...though the destination was actually a necessity for work.
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<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLmUHaZeacOmnnCjHnC1crpcCwZYhC3vQaZCcRSGFvVQt-jOjvZVKK3-RT2ilS0vG4XL4v3EtUF9deYSl6CCv0cGJtZpwPfWZBE1Ne4ZCuaWjLxEJzSfbGsrho5WVH5ZB0n8EDvQ/s1600/0817+2011+057.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 126px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5643039228121315346" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLmUHaZeacOmnnCjHnC1crpcCwZYhC3vQaZCcRSGFvVQt-jOjvZVKK3-RT2ilS0vG4XL4v3EtUF9deYSl6CCv0cGJtZpwPfWZBE1Ne4ZCuaWjLxEJzSfbGsrho5WVH5ZB0n8EDvQ/s200/0817+2011+057.jpg" /></a> I never realized Pittsburgh, or Pennsylvania in general, was on my wishlist of places to visit - what a great surprise. Next time, however, I plan on being armed with a GPS. And maybe tickets to a Steeler's game. And possibly a driver - it's practically impossible to get bridge photos while negotiating traffic.
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<br />ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-73604029534530205762011-08-18T19:33:00.011-05:002011-08-19T10:04:56.311-05:003rd Class Travel<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin4LLeyjkvHGiPmrhdGmyO29yrqWYbcPZ_QA9SGDhGYLdVCT_2EodViBrRJSuWlAVc4C7Xx-2DfZXwNFcsMtagqcTap2EXToEWOOKxToGrX7Y6U9pQCdTuajGboyhDl3XL8nbbDQ/s1600/PENN.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 187px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5642358953614641810" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin4LLeyjkvHGiPmrhdGmyO29yrqWYbcPZ_QA9SGDhGYLdVCT_2EodViBrRJSuWlAVc4C7Xx-2DfZXwNFcsMtagqcTap2EXToEWOOKxToGrX7Y6U9pQCdTuajGboyhDl3XL8nbbDQ/s200/PENN.jpg" /></a>During my flight to Pittsburgh yesterday, smooshed up against the window while sitting next to an overweight, short-limbed snoring man, it occured to me that the airlines should be charging passengers per pound of bodyweight. Or at least a surcharge if they can't be contained in the width of one seat.
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<br />As an ineffcient packer, I don't mind (much) paying for luggage, but if I'm being overcharged for my seat, I want to at least enjoy the whole thing.
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<br /><em>All men are created equal, but some are more equal than others.</em>
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<br />ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-68083098301409349672011-07-14T17:48:00.010-05:002011-08-19T10:15:07.521-05:00Fg = G (m1*m2)/(d^2)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsDnKeoGx_gX73U9ji44RVqNcpjaz6d6wr7bXGdkbXpNSrCZIxjBq9XF7bEuUZQkSwD7q3QdWIB3dN_FP7zsClLVFw5-Ye1bCPdc-WCN7JMuubAUrgLK3jbZTDDQ6ZHWWXWrc3VA/s1600/tree"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5642584349944572066" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsDnKeoGx_gX73U9ji44RVqNcpjaz6d6wr7bXGdkbXpNSrCZIxjBq9XF7bEuUZQkSwD7q3QdWIB3dN_FP7zsClLVFw5-Ye1bCPdc-WCN7JMuubAUrgLK3jbZTDDQ6ZHWWXWrc3VA/s200/tree" /></a>I thought gravity was taking a toll on <i>me</i>, but at least I haven't simply fallen in the street without warning (or wind, rain, rhyme or reason). Recently, anyway.
<br />ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-23096503857421703892011-07-11T17:51:00.001-05:002011-07-11T17:52:43.517-05:00Scare Tactics<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNvAi-Pd4PCTrS8B5CqFqBpe8WAy3qu4tCqWurk8-jVd46HjkB6UwxJL4zz8b4oz5cXRxM4hZ3Yow3ADEI7D7ECve9JKkTfwMTkCj2H4N1xWcAdHrl5VBQO9M9FDvPVXeOZChvw/s1600/kgb.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 113px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNvAi-Pd4PCTrS8B5CqFqBpe8WAy3qu4tCqWurk8-jVd46HjkB6UwxJL4zz8b4oz5cXRxM4hZ3Yow3ADEI7D7ECve9JKkTfwMTkCj2H4N1xWcAdHrl5VBQO9M9FDvPVXeOZChvw/s200/kgb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628222601517528818" /></a>I found my dentist a few years ago after eating nachos and breaking a molar on a Thursday night. Apparently, the Dentist Union prevents them from working on Fridays, but after about twenty calls, I found one willing to see me. I'm a model patient, flossing daily, drinking wine with a straw, and paying for appointments every six months, even when my insurance is particularly fickle about their portion of our payment plan.<div><br /></div><div><div><div><div><div>How to scare your patient in 3, 2, 1...: my dentist walked up from behind, warning me not to be alarmed. Why? He'd had a face lift last week and was still recovering, with some major hematomas on his neck. He then proceeded to show me the stitches around both sides of his face, around his hairy ears, down his chin, and across the back side of his head. I nodded and checked out the medical wizardry, but it all looked like something that should be healing within the confines of his own home. He then explained that beauty was painful, but he'd be getting a breast reduction next. I can only hope my timing gets better.</div></div></div></div></div>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-69521163739550074302011-07-09T10:47:00.013-05:002011-07-09T16:40:59.120-05:00Viva Las Romas!My favorite place in Las Vegas looks a lot like Italy. Caesars Palace is a newer, cleaner version of Rome, with more glitz, gambling and palm trees. You can even find gelato.<br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqZsvSUKykgzuZWmB7mMsQokAGCw0FChqaRItrBS2QkNVzom-ZELMu7lND5r-YIs8FvQn-3jjAnERxEV2FEFEOFlT_syN8DN0TnryJDjiVB0zy3WWJi74PR5HnVzmREoX5X0LeVQ/s1600/DSCN1215.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627380848994373490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 298px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqZsvSUKykgzuZWmB7mMsQokAGCw0FChqaRItrBS2QkNVzom-ZELMu7lND5r-YIs8FvQn-3jjAnERxEV2FEFEOFlT_syN8DN0TnryJDjiVB0zy3WWJi74PR5HnVzmREoX5X0LeVQ/s400/DSCN1215.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidY0Kja4DilSYm0nnNrDgJKmV_XivLN-oeA-kF_6qDoy1GVB1__3m8A502SKtrn1z2LSJt7hR82bvPchLY5fgra1QpVCDoEa4h-yDZ_C2axHGivDguKLhsd7onzGAlLKGVQTzwvQ/s1600/DSCN1214.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627380585466763906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 302px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidY0Kja4DilSYm0nnNrDgJKmV_XivLN-oeA-kF_6qDoy1GVB1__3m8A502SKtrn1z2LSJt7hR82bvPchLY5fgra1QpVCDoEa4h-yDZ_C2axHGivDguKLhsd7onzGAlLKGVQTzwvQ/s400/DSCN1214.jpg" border="0" /></a>I still prefer the ancient original, however, for the way it touches my soul. Senatus populusque Romanus.</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifIqdNX7V-pwo-d2ZdYe69vbDLazjKuPuR1bLyMrp2VeWeAyVT_pGHUvMgPcwn4Hbgbnq53Rin7DRggZz4XLYB7VNznZKERSkQDYc4AxVpgFPbTqPcgYcVLVfLlK7aHnPbQjShig/s1600/P0000748.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627383905494078194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifIqdNX7V-pwo-d2ZdYe69vbDLazjKuPuR1bLyMrp2VeWeAyVT_pGHUvMgPcwn4Hbgbnq53Rin7DRggZz4XLYB7VNznZKERSkQDYc4AxVpgFPbTqPcgYcVLVfLlK7aHnPbQjShig/s400/P0000748.JPG" border="0" /></a></p>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-26866463923609672202011-07-03T09:44:00.004-05:002017-06-09T04:56:44.728-05:00Someone like Us<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjS3IqdHz8OB27fUj4H1xTKuOzL7aWuYm8jFqmE-8jmLws5IxNgMcfaF13g6SI90iTyD-Vdbum2Nlo0Kkd_7IL-9506LUZf4o6TFFD_V4VcY2OFueCqvxWc79SAtGApz5qnSnVhw/s1600/0730+006.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625138168430627426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjS3IqdHz8OB27fUj4H1xTKuOzL7aWuYm8jFqmE-8jmLws5IxNgMcfaF13g6SI90iTyD-Vdbum2Nlo0Kkd_7IL-9506LUZf4o6TFFD_V4VcY2OFueCqvxWc79SAtGApz5qnSnVhw/s320/0730+006.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 240px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; width: 320px;" /></a>There may be several someone's like you, but there are <i>none </i>exactly like us.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-53628278508424002942011-06-30T16:50:00.007-05:002011-07-01T10:31:49.893-05:00Caffè Way<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcqszq55YENAFATLGCi9oTj9KLd4JJ9eMD3t6cWiq4gGXDnMH5MVS-lxyqFf8_1SqEokDoC3Y6Tca7aiMz4WiHHaytwFlUj-FLBbXHRfeHH5t0ldlXTagyhk1_qdgbvp0j93egjA/s1600/DSCN1234.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624136187628499618" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcqszq55YENAFATLGCi9oTj9KLd4JJ9eMD3t6cWiq4gGXDnMH5MVS-lxyqFf8_1SqEokDoC3Y6Tca7aiMz4WiHHaytwFlUj-FLBbXHRfeHH5t0ldlXTagyhk1_qdgbvp0j93egjA/s320/DSCN1234.jpg" /></a> Always beyond considerate, RB took my car to the gas station last night to fill up, since I had to leave for Montgomery at 6 a.m. this morning. "Besides, you'll want to leave enough time to get lost on your way there." (which might seem funny, if it wasn't for the fact that members of my family consistently get lost in parking lots).<br /><br />Apparently, he should also have reminded me to leave enough time to pick up a large coffee, then spill it over my new white linen shirt while fiddling with the lid. <em>And</em> I got lost.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-70384525692818105692011-06-28T21:05:00.002-05:002011-06-28T21:08:31.399-05:00Wonder by Wonder<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4onpClPypePJ8tmYiWHQqF5n_EsaahdvFnHdAV-1Ym8uIWAk8LSrnPFRDtPewiqG8W9JSbDEEsdplf8u9uWyk6Yr0KtDkiUuykI_1k5zZGlo5lQdef4QK7PTTD__sqCia-GNKlA/s1600/DSC00555.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623451291960040418" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 148px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4onpClPypePJ8tmYiWHQqF5n_EsaahdvFnHdAV-1Ym8uIWAk8LSrnPFRDtPewiqG8W9JSbDEEsdplf8u9uWyk6Yr0KtDkiUuykI_1k5zZGlo5lQdef4QK7PTTD__sqCia-GNKlA/s200/DSC00555.JPG" border="0" /></a> I expected nothing less than spectacular from the Grand Canyon, and wasn't disappointed. Riding in a jeep with the sides off, drinking Corona and occasionally stopping to buy petrified wood souveneirs.<br /><br />Life is, indeed, grand.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvAgnBqm15peXfifa2iyf6L7yjR9iTLoX3JIjRlwcwjWdC9jP2i8aM6q7xyk8ITy9wqjY1Pw_TWp0_tniyIyQZdww7y4xCfOJOVc4xxeCYweasYB1oG_KH6bOk0B5H3G3ix_j87g/s1600/GC1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5623449944415310946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 282px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvAgnBqm15peXfifa2iyf6L7yjR9iTLoX3JIjRlwcwjWdC9jP2i8aM6q7xyk8ITy9wqjY1Pw_TWp0_tniyIyQZdww7y4xCfOJOVc4xxeCYweasYB1oG_KH6bOk0B5H3G3ix_j87g/s400/GC1.JPG" border="0" /></a>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-13229301854947153882011-06-26T10:26:00.003-05:002011-06-28T21:09:16.665-05:00Public Prattle<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2QSlEHbj3gNGroZ2kZrUxItVr49VjXFITid3bv0XWV9oSF-IqBeDEUm2irIc2jzNKZ2xeVBzomhAyB0dRP8kUqXBK_fu7BxSeIkidVEc4jAxjfquetzScfGzF5HawuZACENfKVg/s1600/DVC00040.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 175px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2QSlEHbj3gNGroZ2kZrUxItVr49VjXFITid3bv0XWV9oSF-IqBeDEUm2irIc2jzNKZ2xeVBzomhAyB0dRP8kUqXBK_fu7BxSeIkidVEc4jAxjfquetzScfGzF5HawuZACENfKVg/s200/DVC00040.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622947999177815346" /></a>I loathe public speaking. Detest it above all else. My face flames crimson, my vocal chords tighten and my mind performs a massive data dump. My dad Tony offered to send me/pay for a Dale Carnegie course once, but the discussion made my palms sweat. I'd rather visit the dentist and the gynecologist in the same afternoon. At a training hospital. And have the procedures televised.<br /><br />Last month, I was <i>volun-told</i> to be our representative at the two week SHARP (Sexual Harassment/Assault Response Prevention) Course. I didn't mind the ten-hour days or the topic, and the soldiers were infinitely more interesting than my co-workers. Unfortunately, I'm now responsible for giving 3-hour blocks of training to approximately 80 people in our directorate, in groups of 15 at a time. Just <strike>thinking</strike> obsessing about it sends me into pre-stroke territory.<div><br /></div><div>"Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent." <br />~ Dionysius of Halicarnassus</div>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-74198756519572019102011-06-18T12:07:00.008-05:002011-06-30T17:12:18.079-05:00Mo' money, time and cable<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcoFAwv476Hnc7IqEexhGW2GTJfUjClbZiOrApCBPdFI8i6RNtTsFBV8Vi5q6oteoZvktIq95vV5zZHRowOtHEVI9yuE_Jg55gkLzrAIshtPyardgaL7kw2Ij4zdEEbv6ngCqlEA/s1600/Route66.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619607897261940946" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 192px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcoFAwv476Hnc7IqEexhGW2GTJfUjClbZiOrApCBPdFI8i6RNtTsFBV8Vi5q6oteoZvktIq95vV5zZHRowOtHEVI9yuE_Jg55gkLzrAIshtPyardgaL7kw2Ij4zdEEbv6ngCqlEA/s200/Route66.JPG" border="0" /></a> Not that I've ever had much of either, but I've definitely noticed money and time seldom co-exist in my world. Unemployed while living in Germany, I could have spent months skiing the Alps (if I knew how) or riding boats down the Rhine. Capital One's propensity to deny charges over my credit limit curbed my reckless abandon, however. Now? I have access to more funds, but work beaucoup hours with minimal vacation. It seldom leaves time for globetrotting.<br /><br />It's occurred to me that blogging and actually having something to post seem to be mutually exclusive as well. Case in point: I returned home from my trip to Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon, armed with three cameras full of digital photos, only to discover internet and cable had been disconnected in my absence.<br /><br />When Time Warner changed my account number a few months ago, then charged late fees because they didn't receive payment, I simply stopped paying. I refused to pay for the month that hadn't happened yet, or the reconnection fee. I'll call your bluff, giant corporate monopoly-holding bully.<br /><br />It turns out six days of bluff calling and quiet introspection is all I really need. I called TW, out of curiousity, to discuss options, then upgraded to digital cable for my old school televisions. Now when I'm at work, I can record all the quality shows I'm missing.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-84179090288539272592011-05-01T22:32:00.007-05:002011-05-02T10:03:14.546-05:00Size Extra Medium<em>He's nifty! He's fifty! JOE QUINLAN</em><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi24fayOkHJVHDQQMg0aHluznvej0NLIBW0vbO6TtKeCMyL1kr4SoDY_CWqBuQrHtclRY-7Pz_Y1TaGfKcjJWMeRelXaQqPG13_7kZPRgW4xDYop_LtIdisRr7p4c7HFI8kWPE2sA/s1600/tn.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 136px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601945416376733330" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi24fayOkHJVHDQQMg0aHluznvej0NLIBW0vbO6TtKeCMyL1kr4SoDY_CWqBuQrHtclRY-7Pz_Y1TaGfKcjJWMeRelXaQqPG13_7kZPRgW4xDYop_LtIdisRr7p4c7HFI8kWPE2sA/s200/tn.jpg" /></a>"I haven't decided - the fact that you're wearing Uncle Joe's t-shirt is either really cool or slightly morbid," I said to my dad Tony after he arrived in town, wearing my deceased uncle's shirt in the kitchen* during our impromptu family get-together last weekend.<br /><br />*we always sit in the kitchen. I'm not sure why this is, other than the fact that it's closest to the refrigerator so the beer is more accessible. A more practical option might be to hang out near the bathroom.<br /><br />My sister Tiffany chimed in, "I think it's really cool. Some of the kids in my school would wear the shirts, and it always made me happy when I saw them."<br /><br />Celebratory shirts. Maybe the best way to feel closer to the people in our lives would be to steal their party clothes. If only my family had better fashion sense.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-53639370152730846442011-04-20T08:07:00.000-05:002011-04-20T09:13:20.760-05:00Days like This<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig3HkGuheqSU_wHdNv3bpvxVNReMwu96vAyKw_EggLFLW3aD9hK6R-C0PoscktqidU7KaulNmMgth6pdGzNbBK6iXi9y98i8p68gON27UlQahJ1WSvDu_Nznxuw09J0JRAynAoBw/s1600/Tuscon.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 86px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597666094586683154" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig3HkGuheqSU_wHdNv3bpvxVNReMwu96vAyKw_EggLFLW3aD9hK6R-C0PoscktqidU7KaulNmMgth6pdGzNbBK6iXi9y98i8p68gON27UlQahJ1WSvDu_Nznxuw09J0JRAynAoBw/s200/Tuscon.jpg" /></a>Worse than flying to Tucson, taking a shuttle to a trailer in the middle of the desert in order to rent a miniature Nissan car with manual windows and no cruise controls, was losing the damn thing at the casino the following night. (At least I knew no one had stolen it.)ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-70756730046156592842011-04-02T08:47:00.011-05:002011-04-02T13:02:04.438-05:00EncoreDespite the hail storm last weekend, spring is firmly entrenched in Southern Alabama. Life seems brighter with azaleas in bloom.<br><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNhET3X-HIqWqAMii7ohueHeytKZhAasuwkGou0IVylLiTYB8hYswWjGaN78IW31XO80ypYsVDoC_-IUOvQMWaHrUg05gaREYFrrdyJmLJY2lKJ77Y0kvLxbNBI6u4Av0RWLTUCQ/s1600/04+01+2011+030.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590987583261840850" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNhET3X-HIqWqAMii7ohueHeytKZhAasuwkGou0IVylLiTYB8hYswWjGaN78IW31XO80ypYsVDoC_-IUOvQMWaHrUg05gaREYFrrdyJmLJY2lKJ77Y0kvLxbNBI6u4Av0RWLTUCQ/s320/04+01+2011+030.jpg" /></a> "If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. <br />-- Terri GuillemetsColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-12932765943869335902011-03-30T07:53:00.005-05:002011-03-30T08:18:56.118-05:00Frenetic"I put my heart and soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." - Vincent van Gogh<br /><br />I've had two years to update my installation's Hazardous Waste Management Plan, hauling papers in a notebook around the country in order to be prepared for unplanned spare time or a missed flight (I've apparently had neither). <br /><br />The first draft needs to be submitted this afternoon. Is the thrill of procrastinating so rewarding? Or is my plan that boring? Maybe I could call it a cliffhanger by skipping the last few sections?ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-24551940105728394612011-03-26T18:22:00.002-05:002011-03-26T18:28:02.438-05:00Savannah v. Savannah<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY0u34O4kT75kH6vREcSrHk2am17sYaA9W5jfkTah4202xpMXK1PufYLCJEjMQKfAPmgHbTePZK3Q2TI9ivyccyEtaafxWnhsVSyJuTC46J_IghuSTrgjmvDLUsmedPd_GXLar-Q/s1600/2011+359.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY0u34O4kT75kH6vREcSrHk2am17sYaA9W5jfkTah4202xpMXK1PufYLCJEjMQKfAPmgHbTePZK3Q2TI9ivyccyEtaafxWnhsVSyJuTC46J_IghuSTrgjmvDLUsmedPd_GXLar-Q/s400/2011+359.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588533903311725778" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ-BjY1zQE-qqUjRTzZNGmzi7QmjF2W6mjfpFFDdB4iEmQvUxhzi77ORMvg_TAvXJ29mPpOWTMpjZlBp_FODkUwPrD1UKVd614aSSXqh7xsELoepg_mFiuw8Nfwx_ODws4Hh-dSw/s1600/0724+Savannah+sink.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ-BjY1zQE-qqUjRTzZNGmzi7QmjF2W6mjfpFFDdB4iEmQvUxhzi77ORMvg_TAvXJ29mPpOWTMpjZlBp_FODkUwPrD1UKVd614aSSXqh7xsELoepg_mFiuw8Nfwx_ODws4Hh-dSw/s400/0724+Savannah+sink.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588534281416606626" /></a>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-76162255936183874022011-03-22T20:31:00.008-05:002011-03-26T08:13:11.967-05:00Death Plan, Rev 002<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj01jeMwi7kug0ZenKhFwQ00AsKHdCJJ4rhuhEDeP3suU7G6CiE0IHqdMrA3BZl_GOBnhJWDnljUnvvSAo_DVLcJflC88seGgiftLGVvNtL9SNVhfrtPRJcSilhkpefJlqaqGgPGA/s1600/OCT+2010+028.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 112px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587055259284039026" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj01jeMwi7kug0ZenKhFwQ00AsKHdCJJ4rhuhEDeP3suU7G6CiE0IHqdMrA3BZl_GOBnhJWDnljUnvvSAo_DVLcJflC88seGgiftLGVvNtL9SNVhfrtPRJcSilhkpefJlqaqGgPGA/s200/OCT+2010+028.jpg" /></a>Morbidly, perhaps, I've been overly interested in my own death for most of my life. Ready for a do-over at 42. Doesn't everyone have a top 5 of preferred demises?<br /><br />1. free-fall over a cliff in a '72 Jaguar (while Cat Stevens plays in the background. Thank you, <em>Harold and Maude</em>).<br />2. drug overdose (minus the vomit)<br />3. airplane crash<br />4. mortal gunshot wound<br />5. electric chair (without the guilty verdict/jail time)<br /><br />Over the years, I've come to the realization that <em>this</em> life isn't so bad and fear, instead, the possibility of surviving a medical calamity, destined to spend years paralyzed and dependent on others.<br /><br />Though I've been taking blood pressure medication for two years, I apparently do not have a free pass from the professional, personal and financial stress I internalize. The numbers are still dangerously high, and frankly? The possibility of a stroke definitely ranks <em>last</em> on the death list.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-5252883340428174042011-03-19T08:45:00.001-05:002011-03-19T10:34:56.923-05:00Rock the Boat, Don't Tip the Boat Over<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK-o4WJexlt2GH2CiwLE61Q6CX5BSV9sTVjHz-B1_7yKYQyOmvwExmVhVeRNipACxl5hPQyyMMfMob85hAx78rlFpwTkHbER609nEi8AIjt9ouoq5RRcJssxZnzkg14IRjE2ppbg/s1600/2011+354.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK-o4WJexlt2GH2CiwLE61Q6CX5BSV9sTVjHz-B1_7yKYQyOmvwExmVhVeRNipACxl5hPQyyMMfMob85hAx78rlFpwTkHbER609nEi8AIjt9ouoq5RRcJssxZnzkg14IRjE2ppbg/s400/2011+354.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5585814849697969746" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqxt4w4LAM6mI0cuo2yjfvagIMyvOrPtSDM2RBb3w-STOIDy6lC4LA86CJ01Z6ubjYzGBEqWGwXHZZCyKlKDLa3zdKmE_JOUGSU_B3L7ttpZrvl1MBpIpSxXtvkr6MqJWshytJMQ/s1600/2011+351.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqxt4w4LAM6mI0cuo2yjfvagIMyvOrPtSDM2RBb3w-STOIDy6lC4LA86CJ01Z6ubjYzGBEqWGwXHZZCyKlKDLa3zdKmE_JOUGSU_B3L7ttpZrvl1MBpIpSxXtvkr6MqJWshytJMQ/s400/2011+351.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5585814335789224738" /></a><br />[St. George Island, Florida]ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-43326983614159954372011-01-01T18:55:00.003-06:002011-01-01T19:41:51.179-06:00It's a MoonPie New Year<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8kO5SPUKzoIvTNNV1mxjvAOlUjgsaLZQQM-jlHyTPGj2oxqJEc1Kja1eXQ2m8myhEuUoHmD7CTwQS4Yck2jlMGc01xnKX_09dVfiduSpYRJs_smRmSYXxur3z7C2W32AyzYpZYQ/s1600/MoonPie_thumb.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8kO5SPUKzoIvTNNV1mxjvAOlUjgsaLZQQM-jlHyTPGj2oxqJEc1Kja1eXQ2m8myhEuUoHmD7CTwQS4Yck2jlMGc01xnKX_09dVfiduSpYRJs_smRmSYXxur3z7C2W32AyzYpZYQ/s320/MoonPie_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557095443616985842" /></a>Central Time Zone. Who <i>wouldn't</i> want to celebrate the New Year with a 600-pound marshmallow pie dropping from the sky? (Mobile, Alabama)<div><br /></div><div>2011: the year of my favorite snack!<div><br /></div><div>Although I'm a former Michigan Wolverine, I cheered for both University of Michigan and Michigan State today in their (separate but equal stompings) bowl games. Since both were scheduled at the same time, RB stacked a 2nd tv on top of the main one in the living room, where we spent the day in our own private Sports Bar, without having to start a tab.</div><div><br /></div></div>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-34446412303157958672010-12-31T16:19:00.006-06:002011-01-01T09:40:34.668-06:00Petite PeeveHere's a New Year's resolution suggestion for annoying, clustering, clingy fools:<br /><br />If you go to a matinée in a movie theater, where there are only a handful of individuals trying to eat their popcorn in peace, try not to sit next to another patron. Better yet, get your own row. <div><br /></div>If you're at the gym, where there's a whole row of assorted cardio equipment, don't get on the elliptical trainer<i> right <span>next</span> to someone</i>. Branch out, give people their space. It's tough enough dragging my fat ass to the gym without having to share hot, sweaty air. Geez.ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30246503.post-22739966412633602532010-12-25T20:14:00.003-06:002010-12-25T20:17:32.773-06:00And to all a good night...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJJ5mQSr3uV0r1dNjYCcg6GMQBAA0MFRzF2Fn_DBSPCT7pwKbpvn6xK6cSBQKa56wCL5MxcAnvoiqMdF7ttarursIVDdDDo3dPFy7AwNl7SC6R8si3a9kfH6HJ8nR_jwz3gR6woQ/s1600/crackhead.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJJ5mQSr3uV0r1dNjYCcg6GMQBAA0MFRzF2Fn_DBSPCT7pwKbpvn6xK6cSBQKa56wCL5MxcAnvoiqMdF7ttarursIVDdDDo3dPFy7AwNl7SC6R8si3a9kfH6HJ8nR_jwz3gR6woQ/s400/crackhead.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554809097585158994" /></a>ColleenQhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649498256472090221noreply@blogger.com5