How unfair that my ex should look so relaxed, fit, and well-dressed (he wore long, flowered surfing shorts when we first met), more distinguished and handsome.
I, on the other hand, look as if I've been hit by a runaway bus - full of lard. Then dressed in hand-me-downs, dipped in honey and rolled in cat fur.
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ah now ain't you a tease. you threw in the honey just so we'd all want to take a lick.
Well....duh! Did it work?? ;)
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