12.14.2008
Mon Ami
Why do I always think I want to be friends with ex-boyfriends (to fill the void after another ex has returned to his home in Ohio), but after they show up at my house with a big wad of chewing tobacco between cheeks/gums to help pick up a Christmas tree, then fall asleep while watching football on my couch and start snoring so loudly I have to go into another room, it occurs to me: what the hell was I thinking?!
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4 comments:
ohohohhhhh! I SO know which one this is!!
Chewing tobacco. That was a deal breaker for you. When I sober up I will remember the other nogo's on his list.
Wth girl? He sounds like a winner!!! *snort*
couldn't you fake a death or maybe get into the witness protection program?
terri: at least he brought a spit bottle - ugh!
Kat: slim pickins in Alabama!
Darren: good poing - I was thinking of becoming a brunette! (I've got to stop letting guys know where I live!)
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