Last fall, I stopped dating Crazy Dan when his long distance girlfriend, Lise, contacted me about their relationship. We hatched all sorts of devious plans to officially bust him, but after she forwarded all our emails to him, I just eased my way out of any dealings with both of them. Until yesterday.
Dan and Lise were recently engaged, so she's been hoping to strike up some sort of friendship with me since she'll be moving to town. They invited me over for drinks, and I can safely say I harbor no ill feelings great enough to pass up free alcohol.
It was awkward for about 6 minutes. After that, we sat out on the patio and laughed, had great conversation and genuine fun. Lise and I are very similar in looks and interests - I could see how Dan would be torn between us.
Around 11:00 pm, Team Drama took over.
Dan (to Lise): I KNEW you were still a lesbian...!
Lise (to Dan): And I knew you were still in love with her...!
Me (to myself, rather awkwardly as they started fighting and throwing stuff): Uh...I'll just take this beer and let myself out. You guys have a good night...
Lise called today to apologize, told me they had broken up, and asked if I wanted to go to the beach sometime.
7 comments:
A saw a headfuck coming, just not that one.
I'll say it again...
You must have some aura of sex that surrounds you.
That would have been very awkward.
Thanks for your comment the other day. I will miss my Grandma but yes, I think our Grandmas would like us to think of them, even if we shed some tears.
Grande Abrazo,
Michelle
I lived a sorted life several years ago and have no intention on reliving that experience, I'll have to email you about it sometime, it's rather twisted and would totally blow my holy roller persona I have around Spaces. LOL
Uh oh...doesn't sound like a good situation to be in.
How many beers did you bail out with??
Monty: EXACTLY! Who knew they'd buy me Bud Light?
Darren: OR fellow weirdo's are picking up my "crazy" vibe...
Michelle: Not as awkward as the next couple of days when they both kept calling me, like I was the prize in a child custody battle.
Stephen: puh-leeze! Gay men have such the great experiences!
Slick: only one beer, but the pitcher of margaritas on the counter found a new home with me...
sooooooo, CQ ... did you go the beach with Lise?
If you did and if it included nudity/porn -- I WANT PICTURES!
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