On the list of top 10 cars in America to receive tickets, mine is parked illegally at position #9. Damn those other foolhardy maniacs for drawing attention to me. I am, however, currently on a streak of 1 year, 1 month and 11 days without a speeding ticket.
8 comments:
It is important to become a trophy wife so that the chauffeur will garner all future tickets.
....and you've just given yourself the kiss of death. Start writing the cheque out now.
WOW! Congrats! Do they make month key chain fob thingies for that?
You should look into that...so when you get pulled over you can shake them at the officer and say, "no, sorry. I'm 376 days ticket free and cannot accept anymore."
AAACK!! Knock on wood!!! KNOCK ON WOODDD!
;)t
Oh, and also? Thank you very much for the song playing on the endless loop in my head...beepbeep, beepbeep, yeah!
nothin but a hug.
And a governor for yer accelerator.
ha ha!! I scrolled down for some reason and the NEW secret woid is 'typsy'...
my response is 'yes, thank you!'
Laoch: and where can I find one of these trophy wives??
Monty: you're probably right...road trip this weekend, and I'll single-handedly move it up to #8 on the list.
Kat: cops around here have ZERO sense of humor - bastards!
Terri: here it is again...wait for it...baby, you can drive my car...beepbeep, beepbeep, yeah.
Mouse: thanks for the hug - perhaps I should look into a radar detector?
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