The most hilarious words of encouragement? From my sister TQ:
"I HATE when people say 'Oh, you'll find someone when you least expect it'. Well, who the hell expects to find someone? Blah. My cliché piece of advice for you is, and I quote (myself): "You will find someone when you're drunk and expecting it the most."
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Words of wisdom are always needed. Does you sister make house calls?
Why exactly do you need to find someone?
Laoch: Sure, if you live in Colorado...
Darren: Nobody NEEDS to find anyone, it's just something they say to a person with a broken heart. Vacations and trips to the beach by myself are getting old, but I suppose I could always stay home more...
*I* live in Colorado!!
Why is she picky about what state you live in?
And what made living in CO a prerequisite?
Hmm.. the last time I was drunk, I almost fell into a canal in Amsterdam. I wasn't expecting that! ;)
are there really any word combinations that can heal a broken heart?
/methinks not
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