My son: Have you ever had a habanero pepper before? I ate an entire one at work tonight - it was orange so I thought it wouldn't be as hot as a jalepeno. You know how your leg falls asleep? That happened to my entire body, my face turned white, and my ears literally felt pressurized for at least fifteen minutes.
Me: Let me guess - this was for money?
He: Yep. $3.00.
I raised my eyebrow at him, giving him a little "I'm-so-glad-I'm-not-a-boy" look.
He: ...in quarters.