2.12.2009

Reality cheque

My family has been extra supportive lately, while simultaneously giving me a much-needed dose of reality regarding Eddie Money. That controlling, bad-tempered, AC/DC playing Republican...are we thinking of the same ex-husband?

The most hilarious words of encouragement? From my sister TQ:

"I HATE when people say 'Oh, you'll find someone when you least expect it'. Well, who the hell expects to find someone? Blah. My cliché piece of advice for you is, and I quote (myself): "You will find someone when you're drunk and expecting it the most."

6 comments:

Laoch of Chicago said...

Words of wisdom are always needed. Does you sister make house calls?

Darren said...

Why exactly do you need to find someone?

ColleenQ said...

Laoch: Sure, if you live in Colorado...

Darren: Nobody NEEDS to find anyone, it's just something they say to a person with a broken heart. Vacations and trips to the beach by myself are getting old, but I suppose I could always stay home more...

terri said...

*I* live in Colorado!!

Why is she picky about what state you live in?

And what made living in CO a prerequisite?

deadites said...

Hmm.. the last time I was drunk, I almost fell into a canal in Amsterdam. I wasn't expecting that! ;)

junquedujour said...

are there really any word combinations that can heal a broken heart?
/methinks not